The title itself tell the whole story.. Wow.. its been almost three years not updating this blog.. fuuh !!.. what a comeback !!. not a comeback really.. just to electrify myself.. maybe you don't understand what i mean by "Sabah Peoples Fu*ked",,, but the titles dedicated to the man who long enough to be respected...

the times has come.. get lost.. Dear sir.. please.... hahaha...

Before sex, you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fucked...

~ Gold Medalist ~

They Had Done The Most Significant Jump

Beijing 2008 - Long Jump : Irving Saladino

Beijing 2008 - High Jump : Andrey Silnov

Beijing 2008 - Triple Jump : Nelson √Čvora

PRU12 2008 - Cross Over Jump :

a) Men Double Category: Radzi Jamaludin & Jailu Osman

b) Man Single Category: Hashim Nasarudin

c) Woman Single Category: Foong Hee Yit

PRU9 1994 - Cross Over Jump :

a) Men Double Category : Ukin Lajim & Balang Rubin

Bravo !!!. Bisayan was listed. . Guess Who ???

If you're not an orator and lack of oratory skill, the William Shakespeare's artwork below will teach you how to speech. As easy as an ABC, just change the character and some part of the text, then you're done.

Suggestion :

1) Brutus => Your Name
2) Romans => Bisayan
3) Caesar => Bad Bisayan Leader
4) Rome => Your Location

The speech of Marcus Junius Brutus (85–42 BC) :

" Romans, countrymen, and lovers! Hear me for my
cause, and be silent, that you may hear: believe me
for mine honour, and have respect to mine honour, that
you may believe: censure me in your wisdom, and
awake your senses, that you may the better judge.
If there be any in this assembly, any dear friend of
Caesar's, to him I say, that Brutus' love to Caesar
was no less than his.

If then that friend demand
why Brutus rose against
Caesar, this is my answer:–

Not that I loved Caesar less, but that I loved
Rome more. Had you rather Caesar were living and
die all slaves, than that Caesar were dead, to live
all free men? As Caesar loved me, I weep for him;
as he was fortunate, I rejoice at it; as he was
valiant, I honour him: but, as he was ambitious, I
slew him.

There is tears for his love; joy for his

fortune; honour for his valour; and death for his
ambition. Who is here so base that would be a
bondman? If any, speak; for him have I offended.
Who is here so rude that would not be a Roman? If
any, speak; for him have I offended. Who is here so
vile that will not love his country? If any, speak;
for him have I offended. I pause for a reply. "

By William Shakespeare (Julius Caesar Act III Scene 2)



Datuk Seri Panglima Lajim bin Ukin is EDS-Akamai University MBA graduate (Master of Business Administration). He graduate in 2006.

Sources :

Requirements :

MBA participants complete a minimum of 40 credits above the baccalaureate degree including coursework comprising the core elements, a business concentration, a comprehensive review, and the thesis project, as outlined below:

Core Elements of the Major (Required: 18 credits)
Business Concentration (Required: 9 credits, includes"Practicum)
Research Preparation (Required: 3 credits)
EXM 880: Master's Comprehensive Exam (Required: 2 credits)
RES 885: Thesis Proposal (Required: 2 credits)
RES 890: Thesis (Required: 4 credits)
EXM 895: Oral Review of Thesis (Required: 2 credits)

Comments by some Bisayan from various places as response to this news:

#1: Buli tahan datuk ti, dalam sibuk-sibuk sampat lagi balajar.

#2: Iti baru ulun tokou, Isa matatak da bangsa ali-ali.

#3: Andang di sio, Isa mau mala da ulun. Tapi Ok Bah.

#4: Umbui nyo, Binoli nyo oni'. Sanggiran iyo nongoi balajar.

#5: Ontob LCE da St. John. Sama-sama jomi ba iyo ti dalaid.

#6: Oku rasa, ulun ali-ali sinunsub nyo nanga' al.


Y.B. Kol. Datuk Seri Panglima Dr. Hj. Lajim Bin Hj. Ukin is the 'Timbalan Yang Dipertua ' for United Sabah Islamic Association (USIA). The Vision and Mission of USIA is more on islamic matter especially for Sabahan.

The Vision of USIA :

Memelihara kepentingan-kepentingan agama Islam;

Menganjurkan dakwah Islamiah kepada segenap lapisan
masyarakat di Negeri Sabah, berlandaskan Al-Quran dan Sunnah;

# Menjalankan kerja kebajikan dan amal jariah seperti sumbangan derma dan biasiswa/dermasiswa kepada masyarakat Islam yang memerlukan.

My friend in Maligan had sent me an email containing the newspaper cut as shown below. He said to me that, our Janang Gayuh is a nice and generous man.

* sources: New Sabah Times - Thursday, December 18, 2008.


Kakoting means tendon or upper part of the heel. Please refer to my previous post to see the location of Kakoting.

Kakoting Achilles means Achilles tendon, the famous story of the ancient Greek hero. According to legend, as a baby he was dipped in the river Styx by his mother, the goddess Thetis, causing him to become (supposedly) immortal and invincible. But during the Trojan War, where Achilles was killed by a single arrow, which pierced his Kakoting. This was due to the fact that Thetis had held that particular Kakoting while dipping him in the Styx, causing that spot to be the only "mortal" place on his body.

Today some of our Bisayan leader think they are immortal, invincible and unbeatable. They claimed they are the true winner and always win. But remember what happen to the ancient Greek hero, Achilles. He died just because of the Kakoting.

So, the best way to beat the unbeatable is by spotting the secret and "mortal" part of them. Then they become beatable and mortal.

Ha. ha. ha . . . . Be caution. . . .

A picture is worth a thousand words

This weekend was the biggest day for the members of the United Malay National Orgainsation in Beaufort and Sipitang where Bisayan involved. Honestly, I'm not one of them. I was doubt because sometime your name will be listed in the claimed of over 3 million members of this group, without you don't even know when, where and why ?. I was lucky because, my IC number was not exploited for this purpose.

In the early 50's, in the era of Onn Jaafar, You must have a quality to be elected as a leader, such as, leadership, honest, brave, courage and etc.

But, nowadays you must have these qualities to be elected as a leader. such as:

- Nanunui
- Nangambur
- Naringking
- Rompit da sawat
- Maka abiton
- Kapsit
- Buyuk

To get voted is like an auction. The highest bidder will got the vote. No matter how silly and ugly their faces were, as long as they have rectangular paper printed on by Agong's pic. Corruption is like a ball of snow, once it's set a rolling it must increase.

The real measure of your value is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.” - Charles Caleb Colton : 1832

: they who love REFORM and for the interest of PEOPLE.

e.g: Eduard Bernstein, Karl Kautsky

they who love NATION and for the interest of PEOPLE.
e.g: Ahmad Boestamam, Burhanuddin Helmi

: they who love EQUALITY and for the interest of PEOPLE.

e.g: Leon Trotsky, Karl Marx

: they who love FREEDOM and for the interest of PEOPLE.

e.g: James Northcote, Pierre-Joseph Proudhon

: they who love FASCISM and for the interest of PEOPLE.

e.g: Adolf Hitler, Ernst Roehm

NAJIS (bullshit)
: they who love MONEY and for the interest of their own STOMACH.

e.g: no need to mention here, lets look around us, lot of this kind of leaders here. They are bullshit and keep bulshittin' us . . . . and call it development.

Hey, can you spot the strange fact. Although all of the groups above loved the different things but still for the interest of PEOPLE.

What is wrong on the last group ??? different preference and interest ???

"Money doesn't change men, it merely unmasks them. If a man is naturally selfish or arrogant or greedy, the money brings that out, that's all.


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